Sometimes these things just write themselves.

After weeks of denials, Nvidia’s billionaire CEO, Jensen Huang, finally admitted to having carried on an affair with a woman named Alice Huang — each of them married to someone else.

That alone would not normally have raised many eyebrows. But it turns out that Alice Huang is strongly suspected of being a Chinese intelligence agent. And there’s that little matter of Nvidia’s AI chips being sold to China — with, it seems, the full approval of the Trump administration.

So Jensen Huang, who built Nvidia into a multi-trillion-dollar AI chip phenomenon, has fallen from grace and faces an uncertain future. And in a strikingly frank assessment of his situation, he had this to say before leaving his company for the last time:

“I’m a piece of shit.”

I can’t disagree with him. But I do have to give him credit for having the guts to say it out loud.

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
11/14/26