Sorry, Mooch . . . your record has been topped. You are no longer the shortest-serving White House Press Secretary on record.

Yes, it’s true: Anthony Scaramucci, who served for about ten days during the first Trump administration, has been bested by MAGA-girl Katie Zacharia. She lasted for five days and one really disastrous press briefing.

Scaramucci was ousted for speaking what he considered to be the truth, which just happened to differ from Donald Trump’s version of the truth; whereas Zacharia blew it when 1) she proved to the world that she was colossally unqualified for . . . well . . . pretty much any job, and 2) she couldn’t even tell the truth about her own educational and professional background.

Personally, I’d rather have Scaramucci back. But he’s done quite well outside of government, and is probably too smart to walk back through that revolving door even if he were invited.

So, a not-so-fond farewell to K-K-K-Katie. Can’t wait to see who’s next.

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
10/16/26