I don’t know who thinks up these “holidays,” but apparently a lot of people have found September 21st to be meaningful. So put on your party hats, grab that bottle of Schnapps, and let’s get celebrating, beginning with . . .

World Gratitude Day.

This is a celebration instituted by the United Nations as a reminder to “embrace gratitude as a catalyst for personal happiness and mental well-being. It serves as a poignant reminder to pause, reflect, and appreciate the blessings in our lives, fostering humility and a positive mindset.”

That’s a lovely idea. But has the U.N. looked around lately at the world of today? I’m grateful not to be living in, for example, Ukraine or Gaza. But mental well-being is getting harder and harder to achieve everywhere. Sorry, United Nations, but maybe we should put this one on hold until you’ve fixed a few more of the bigger problems.

Locate An Old Friend Day.

I’ve done this, and it’s a great idea. I really loved seeing how much older they’ve all gotten, while I’ve stayed . . . well, never mind.

National CleanUp Day.

Really? That sounds worthwhile, but exhausting.

Oktoberfest.

Oh, yeah . . . this is something we can all get behind. Thus that bottle of Schnapps I mentioned in the beginning. Or if you prefer:

International Eat an Apple Day.

If it will keep the doctor away, so much the better. Make mine a Honey Crisp, please. (Just a personal preference.)

International Coastal CleanUp Day.

See National CleanUp Day. Also, I live inland. But if you’re anywhere near a coast, go for it.

World Alzheimer’s Day.

I assume we’re not actually celebrating Alzheimer’s, but rather working toward finding a cure. Definitely worth a contribution.

International Day of Peace.

Another U.N. creation. You have to admire their tenacity.

National Chai Day.

I assume this is the “chai” that refers to a type of tea, which I love. Or it could be construed as meaning “life,” as in the Hebrew word pronounced something like “high.” Either way, count me in.

National Gymnastics Day.

Not even when I was younger! I still have the burns on my thighs from trying to climb a rope in gym class. Don’t even ask me about the balance beam!

Big Whopper Liar Day.

I’ve never heard of this one, and I’m not sure what it’s supposed to commemorate. But I do know whom I’d like to nominate to be the poster child for it.

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And happy first day of fall tomorrow, everyone!

Brendochka
9/21/24