It’s difficult to find humor in politics these days. But a little over a century ago, American author and journalist Ambrose Bierce managed to do just that, with an added touch of cynicism to top it off.
Mr. Bierce appears to have been moderate in his political leanings, as this definition from his “Unabridged Devil’s Dictionary” evidences his equal disdain for both the left and the right:
“Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.”
Ambrose Bierce (1842 – c. 1914)
It’s always interesting to note that the more things change, the more they seem to stay the same. We never learn, do we?
It’s not easy for people with disabilities to get around, regardless of where they live. Even here in the United States, where we have the benefit of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) requiring easy access in public buildings, wheelchair ramps built into sidewalk curbs, and the like, there are many places that are just not navigable to people using wheelchairs or walkers.
And in northern climates throughout the world, when winter adds to the difficulties, disabled and elderly people are pretty much confined indoors for the duration, unless they have help.
Then there are the financial burdens to be contended with. How does a person who can’t work afford a scooter, a wheelchair, or transportation to and from their medical and physical therapy appointments? Aids — and aides — cost money. The fortunate ones may have family members to help; but the burden on them can quickly become onerous as well.
Luckily for many, there are disability benefits available to ease the pain somewhat. But if you live in Russia and have the misfortune of being disabled — even if you are a war veteran who lost a limb, your eyesight, or your general health in Ukraine — you are royally screwed.
Because the rules governing qualification for disability status have been tightened since Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine four years ago. As the federal budget began allocating more and more money into military spending, and hundreds of thousands of severely wounded troops started returning home in need of care, the government began crunching the numbers and found that they could save an estimated 120 billion rubles ($1.6 billion) a year by simply reducing the rolls of the officially-designated disabled.
According to a former medical and social assessment specialist, who declined to be identified for fear of repercussions:
“The authorities understood that the war would increase the number of people with disabilities. So they decided to make the statistics look better — and save money.” [Valery Panyushkin and Systema, RFE/RL, January 26, 2026.}
Changes had already been made several times since the 2014 invasion of Crimea. But the decree issued in April of 2022 has taken matters to an even more draconian level. That decree lists three conditions for recognizing a person as disabled: the persistent impairment of bodily functions; the “complete or partial loss of a citizen’s ability or capacity to care for themselves, move independently, orient oneself, communicate, control their behavior, study, or engage in work activities”; and the need for rehabilitation. [Id.]
Any one of those conditions should be enough for an individual to have to live with. But the decree also stipulates that one condition alone is not sufficient grounds for a disability classification; a combination of conditions is required, which means that authorities are able to deny disability status to nearly everyone.
The Walking Wounded
And even the most severely disabled (classified as Group One) must regularly collect documents, undergo repeated examinations, and pass medical and social assessments every two years. Those with less severe conditions are required to confirm their status every year.
There is — theoretically, at least — such a thing as permanent disability status; but again, the wording is so vague as to make it virtually impossible to attain. One 70-year-old woman said that she was advised to hire a private consultant to help her gain permanent disability status, at a cost of 100,000 rubles ($1,310). She has heart stents, but still must undergo an annual exam to confirm her condition. As she said:
“As if the stents will just disappear. If I undergo coronary angiography every year, I’ll die from the tests sooner than from a heart attack.” [Id.]
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Life is hard enough. And it becomes harder as we grow older, or become handicapped due to injury or illness. We lose abilities we took for granted; we lose our accustomed source of income; and if we live long enough, we lose our friends because we simply outlasted them. But when governments make it exponentially more difficult for us to go on . . . well, I can only compare it to culling a herd of wild animals that has become too populous for the land to sustain.
What was it Ebenezer Scrooge said about the poor?
“If [they] would rather die . . . they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.”– Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol.
You’d better hurry, tovarishchi. Because that seems to be what Comrade Putin is thinking about the old and infirm.
So I’m giving my brain and my psyche a rest for the remainder of the day, while I catch up on a few mind-numbing household chores. I know things are tough when I find myself actually looking forward to doing laundry.
So, barring something huge — such as Russia withdrawing its troops from Ukraine, or the Taliban in Afghanistan deciding to embrace a “woke” philosophy — I’m out of here.
Well, if you’re smart, you will never have created the problem by sending in your goon squad in the first place. But, since it’s obviously too late for shoulda-woulda-coulda in this case, what you do in order to squirm out of a tight spot is what you always do when you’ve screwed up: find a fall-guy (or several) to take the blame for you.
And it seems that the first person to be thrown under the bus in this case is Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bovino.
Gregory Bovino, in Minneapolis
Not that he doesn’t deserve it. Of course, he’ll tell you he was “just following orders” (where have we heard that before?). But in the wake of two fatal shootings of U.S. citizens — one trying to leave the scene and the other attempting to help a woman who had been knocked down by ICE agents — even Bovino had to realize that things were out of control.
And so on Monday — when it was clear that the public and the federal courts weren’t buying the administration’s lies, and the problem wasn’t going to go away of its own accord — Trump did one of his whiplash-worthy U-turns: he recalled Bovino from Minneapolis, sent in his Border “Czar” Tom Homan, said he would withdraw some of the troops from the city, and had a “very good call” with Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, thereafter posting on social media:
“Governor Tim Walz called me with the request to work together with respect to Minnesota. It was a very good call, and we, actually, seemed to be on a similar wavelength. I told Governor Walz that I would have Tom Homan call him, and that what we are looking for are any and all Criminals that they have in their possession. The Governor, very respectfully, understood that, and I will be speaking to him in the near future.” [Julia Manchester, The Hill, January 26, 2026.]
Governor Tim Walz
I’d be willing to bet that the Governor’s “request” was more of a demand that Trump get his hit squad out of Walz’s state, whereas Trump will gaslight it as a victory — perhaps even the ninth “war” he’s managed to settle in his second term. But whatever works to end the madness . . .
Then word came out yesterday evening that Gregory Bovino had not only been pulled out of Minnesota; he has been removed from his role as Border Patrol “commander at large,” and will be returning to his former job in California — where, according to a DHS official and “two people with knowledge” of the matter, he is expected to retire soon. [Nick Miroff, The Atlantic, January 26, 2026.]
Score one under the bus.
By the way, did Trump offer to bring back Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti? Oh, that’s right . . . he can’t. They’re still dead.
R.I.P., Alex and Renee
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So now it’s damage control time, wherein someone is sacrificed on the Altar of Trump. If I had been allowed to make the choice, I know who it would have been: the ICE Queen herself.
Kristi Noem: Calling the Shots at ICE
Although, if some Democrats in Congress have their way, she may already be on her way out the door. One can only hope.
I have just been informed by a sharp-eyed reader that I goofed.
In an earlier post today — “The Inevitable Collapse of Empires” — I included a photo of the French Emperor Napoleon and erroneously described him as the last Roman Emperor, Flavius Romulus Augustulus.
Here, in the interest of accuracy, is the real Romulus Augustulus, or the best available representation of him . . . in which, interestingly, his name is written as “Augustus.”
Flavius Romulus Augustulus (C. 476 A.D.)
So thankful for readers like Jillian who keep me on the straight and narrow!
Ordinarily, a nationwide snowstorm of historic proportions — cancelling flights, closing schools, causing power outages, highway accidents, and even a number of deaths — would be enough to deal with.
But in the Oval Office, it’s doubtful that the focus is on the weekend’s weather woes. Donald Trump is buried under a bigger load of problems today than that pile of snow outside his front door.
The White House – January 25, 2026
Judging from the morning news, things are not going his way. Where to begin?
> Well, on the domestic front, there are the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, Minnesota. Despite the frigid weather, the political climate there is heated to the point of erupting, following the murders of two innocent citizens by ICE agents and the attempted cover-up by the government. It has reached the point where Trump has found it necessary to dispatch his so-called “Border Czar,” Tom Homan, to try to find a way out of the mess his troops have created. And Trump is said to be considering reducing the number of ICE agents on site, though that hasn’t been confirmed.
The White House rhetoric, as usual, is anything but helpful. Trump posted on Truth Social this morning:
“I am sending Tom Homan to Minnesota tonight. He has not been involved in that area, but knows and likes many of the people there. Tom is tough but fair, and will report directly to me.” [Kit Maher and Kristen Holmes, CNN, January 26, 2026.]
Tom Homan
So far, so good. But then he mentioned an investigation he has launched into alleged fraud in Minnesota, which he claims “is at least partially responsible for the violent organized protests going on in the streets.” And, just for kicks, he threw in a comment that the Justice Department and Congress are “looking at” Minnesota Democratic Representative Ilhan Omar, saying that “Time will tell all.” [Id.] (Surely it is just a coincidence that Omar happens to be a naturalized U.S. citizen from Somalia . . . right?)
Then that font of all White House wisdom, Karoline Leavitt, had to add her two cents’ worth of venom:
“Tom Homan will be managing ICE operations on the ground in Minnesota and coordinating with others on the ongoing fraud investigations” . . . adding in a post on social media that Homan’s mission will be “to continue arresting the worst of the worst criminal illegal aliens.” [Id.]
Of course. “Illegal aliens” like Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti.
Alex Pretti and Renee Nicole Good
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Then there are the foreign entanglements.
> NATO and the European Union: I’m sure Trump is wishing he could turn the clock back just one week, when he would still have been able to cancel his trip to Davos . . . or at least to re-think that disastrous hour-long diatribe in which he insulted and demeaned every single ally he could think of. Because he crossed so many red lines that day, that now our friends are pushing back. They’ve had enough. The UK, France, Germany and Italy have flatly refused to join his “Board of Peace,” and have spoken out against his belittling remarks. Even his threats of increased tariffs are being met with talk of retaliatory measures that would cause total chaos to the U.S. economy.
And even the interim president of Venezuela, Delcy Rodriguez, said on Sunday that she had had “Enough already of Washington’s orders over politicians in Venezuela. Let Venezuelan politics resolve our differences and our internal conflicts. This Republic has paid a very high price for having to confront the consequences of fascism and extremism in our country.” [Laura Sharman, CNN, January 26, 2026.]
Venezuelan Interim President Delcy Rodriguez
Trump thought that invading Venezuela, kidnapping President Maduro and his wife, and decreeing that he would “run” the country until a successor could be chosen would be enough to frighten Rodriguez into submission. And for the past few weeks, she has been trying to balance between leading her nation and keeping Trump happy. But even she is growing sick of his bullying.
> Iran has similarly refused to knuckle under to Trump’s threats, continuing its massacre of anti-government protesters, with one estimate of those killed being as high as 30,000 since December.
> China, while not directly issuing threats, is in the midst of a military purge that could bode ill for the U.S. and a number of other countries, including Taiwan, as President Xi Jinping takes complete control of the country’s military.
> And Greenland . . . well, bless their 55,000 souls, they have simply stood up and said “NO!” They love their “piece of ice,” and they’re not giving it up to anyone — and least of all to Donald Trump.
Greenlanders for Greenland
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Add to all of that the fact that even some of his most loyal Republican leaders are beginning to realize that it’s time to face reality and think about the future of the country they took an oath to protect and defend — not to mention their own political futures — and you’ve got a picture of a very, very worried man.
Once again I turn to the words of German-born Holocaust survivor and naturalized-American writer Hannah Arendt for words of wisdom drawn from her own lived experience, to warn us of what the future will bring down upon us if we — like so many in 1930s Europe — fail to heed the warning signs.
Hannah Arendt (1906-75)
This is what the young woman who fled Nazi Germany had to say:
We are seeing it now — not only in the halls of government, but in the streets of some of our finest, most peaceful cities: Minneapolis, St. Paul, and two Portlands on opposite coasts. The vicious, barbaric, senseless cruelty, covered up by lies designed to instill in us an acceptance of such behavior as “normal.” And — like the violence portrayed in movies and TV shows — to immunize us against its effects; to kill the natural human tendency toward empathy for the victims as long as it doesn’t touch our family.
Hannah Arendt witnessed it firsthand, and had the foresight and the courage to speak out against it. We need to listen to her, before it is too late.
The First Roman Emperor: Octavian-Augustus (63 B.C. – 14 A.D.)
The Last Roman Emperor: Flavius Romulus Augustulus (C. 476 A.D.)
> The Ottoman Empire lasted for six centuries, from the 14th to the early 20th.
History of the Ottoman Empire
The Last Ottoman Ruler: Sultan Mehmed VI
> The British Empire continued to expand from its beginning in the late 16th century through the 19th, only to begin contracting in the 20th century following two economically-devastating world wars and the drive for independence by many of its territories.
The Start: British Arrival at Jamestown – 1607
The Finish: Handover of Hong Kong to China – 1997
> And now the United States — conceived and built on the democratic principles of peace and individual liberty — will be lucky to make it to its 250th birthday in July because of the expansionist ambitions of a man who would be Emperor at any cost.
A Great Nation in Decline
While the historic details are vastly different, each empire has fallen for one simple, basic reason: the innate desire of human beings for political autonomy and personal freedom, and their refusal to continue living under oppressive regimes.
No one lives, or rules, forever. From Rome’s Emperor Augustus, to the Ottoman Empire’s Osman I, to England’s “Mad” King George III — each had his day of glory. And each passed into memory along with his empire. So why would anyone be foolish enough to emulate those long-ago autocrats who set their nations on the path to inevitable doom?
A psychiatrist would be far better qualified than I to analyze the character flaws that drive such men. But we, the people, have the advantage today of historic perspective, and the opportunity to prevent it from happening again.
When the first statements were issued following the Ukraine-U.S.-Russia meetings in Abu Dhabi on Friday and Saturday, they sounded more optimistic than usual.
Trilateral Meeting in Abu Dhabi – January 23-24, 2026
U.S. officials said that the talks had “surpassed expectations,” and that the mood in the room was “very upbeat, very positive, very constructive.” [Jessie Yeung, et al., CNN, January 24, 2026.]
One official said that, while a final deal was still not guaranteed, “Getting to this place was a really big step,” and that the parties were working creatively toward solutions.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky added:
“. . . a lot was discussed, and it is important that the conversations were constructive. . . . The central focus of the discussions was the possible parameters for ending the war. All sides agreed to report back in their capitals on each aspect of the negotiations and to coordinate further steps with their leaders. Provided there is readiness to move forward — and Ukraine is ready — further meetings will take place, potentially as early as next week.” [Id.]
An Exhausted President Volodymyr Zelensky
A further comment from a U.S. official was in agreement:
“De-escalation is important. Yes, territory is important, as well, but we’ve eliminated lots of things that the parties couldn’t agree on before Geneva. It’s important for us to keep up the momentum.” [Id.]
Then word came from Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov, who told state news agency TASS that Moscow wants to develop a plan that “fully corresponds to the fundamental understandings” reached between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump in Alaska last August. [Id.]
But since we don’t really know what “understandings” were reached between the two leaders in Alaska — other than a mutual desire for improved trade relations — I find that comment worrisome.
Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov
The TASS report, citing another source, also said that the parties at Abu Dhabi had discussed “buffer zones and various control mechanisms,” but that the issue of territories remains difficult. [Id.]
And there’s the crux of the problem: that ever-present, all-important, seemingly insurmountable issue of the Donbas region. Putin insists that Russia must have it; Zelensky refuses to be bullied into giving away 20 percent of his country’s territory.
So, for all of the optimism as to the issues that may have been resolved, the most contentious one remains.
The parties have agreed to resume talks on February 1st, again in Abu Dhabi. In the meantime — even during the time the talks were underway — the shelling of Ukraine has continued in the midst of a relentlessly bitter winter.
Volunteers providing hot meals for Kyiv’s elderly citizens
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Union General William Tecumseh Sherman was stating the obvious when he said during the American Civil War that “War is hell.” I doubt anyone in Ukraine would disagree with him.