For the handful of people in the universe who may not already have seen or heard this — possibly including the crew of Artemis II, who are otherwise preoccupied, and anyone under the age of six or in a coma — here it is, verbatim, as posted on Easter Sunday morning for the whole world to marvel at:

“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell — JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

– Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump, 4/5/26, 8:03 AM

I can’t even . . .

Brendochka
4/6/26