Don’t be surprised if you see something like this pop up in the Washington Post or on ZipRecruiter:

“Position of U.S. Attorney General has unexpectedly opened up due to previous occupant’s sudden decision to return to private sector. Applicants (straight white Christians only) should have law degree and some actual legal experience; however, most important attributes are ability to work long hours, suck up to narcissistic boss, lie to Congress, hurl insults in place of answers to questions, and ignore the law and the Constitution, as well as willingness to sacrifice your own future in exchange for the honor of worshiping at the Temple of Trump and assisting in the destruction of a functioning constitutional democracy. Position offers excellent salary and benefits; but maximum tenure is two years and ten months, and may be terminated without notice on the whim of the Grand Poobah, so consider it a temporary job at best. Application should be submitted by posting on Truth Social, if you seriously want it to be read. Good luck, and thank you for your attention to this matter.”

For those in search of a job that offers a $250K annual salary but no security or future advancement — in fact, no future of any kind other than a wardrobe of orange jumpsuits and free room and board behind bars — this would certainly be an enticement.

Don’t you agree?

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
4/3/26