Aboard Air Force One yesterday, reporters asked Trump whether he thought his role in negotiating the ceasefire agreement between Israel and Gaza would be his ticket to heaven. Flushed from his great success, he was in a jovial mood and had this to say:

“I don’t think there’s anything gonna get me in heaven. Okay? I think I’m not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly in Air Force One. I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to make heaven.” [CNN, October 13, 2025.]

Grammatical ineptness aside, I couldn’t agree with him more — and those are words I never expected to hear myself utter. But I have to give credit where it’s due.

The man just gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a long, long while.

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
10/14/25