12/9/24: I Hardly Know Where To Begin

It’s been a hell of a week and weekend for news. Briefly:

South Korea: President Yoon Suk Yeol declares martial law, orders the arrest of his own party’s leader . . . and backs off when the entire country goes batshit crazy. As of this writing, Yoon is still in office, but . . .

President Yoon Suk Yeol

France: The government collapses following a vote of no-confidence in the Prime Minister. President Macron, like President Yoon, also remains in office; but that’s two U.S.-allied countries whose leaders are facing uncertain futures.

President Emmanuel Macron

Romania: Another NATO ally in turmoil when a Russia-friendly, ultra-nationalist candidate, Calin Georgescu, shockingly wins the first round of the presidential election, and the country’s constitutional court immediately annuls that round upon a finding of “aggressive hybrid Russian attacks.” The whole election process now remains in limbo, while the current president promises to stay put until the whole mess is settled.

Calin Georgescu

Syria: The Russian-backed, barbaric regime of Bashar al-Assad is finally toppled by Syrian rebels. Assad and his immediate family wind up in Moscow, where they have been granted asylum by Vladimir Putin. (Ed. Note: Don’t they make a lovely couple?) All of Syria is celebrating . . . until they wake up tomorrow, realize that the happy occasion has left a serious vacuum in place of the Assad regime, and begin asking what’s next.

Celebrations in Damascus

Russia: Putin is presumed to be hunkered down with Assad while both lick their wounds and begin trying to propagandize their way out of an embarrassing — to say the least — situation.

Putin and Assad: Hugging It Out

Turkey: President Erdogan is seen drooling and licking his chops over the developments in Syria.

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan

Israel: Momentarily turning aside from Hamas in Gaza, Benjamin Netanyahu orders the Israeli military to seize the Syria-Israel buffer zone. Boy, that was quick!

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

Ukraine: President Zelensky, in Paris for the re-opening of Notre Dame Cathedral, meets with French President Macron and not-yet-U.S.-President Donald Trump. We don’t know what was discussed, and can only hope that Trump remembers our U.S. Constitution provides for only one President at a time . . . and he’s not it. Not for another 42 days (but who’s counting?).

A Meeting of the Minds in Paris

United States: On the home front, the weather has been unseasonably cold here in the southeastern U.S.; there was a 7.0 earthquake off a sparsely-populated area of the northern coast of California yesterday, followed by a tsunami warning that (happily) never materialized; and . . . as seems to happen every year around this time, despite anything else that may be going on . . . it’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas.


So I recommend doing what I’m trying to do: push the bad stuff to the back of your mind, have another hot toddy, and concentrate on the joys of the season. Ho! Ho! Ho!

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
12/9/24

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