This one is too good to pass up. Taylor Swift — a very smart lady, by all indications — finally decided this week to go public with her presidential candidate preference in the upcoming election (Kamala Harris, in case you hadn’t heard), and set forth her very well-thought-out reasons. No problem.

But she made one mistake: she signed off as a “childless cat lady,” sardonically referencing the Republican vice-presidential nominee’s — what’s his name again? — slam at Vice President Harris.

And who should pick up on that but . . . no, not JD Vance himself (oh, yeah, right — that’s his name!) . . . but none other than the ever-weird Elon Musk, who seemingly must do or say something every single day in order to keep his name in the news.

Now, as he is a die-hard supporter of the Trumpster, and by extension Trump’s running mate Vance as well, it’s not surprising that Musk would step in with a comment. But holy shit! Did he have to . . . how could he even . . . I mean, what the hell??!!! Has his brain completely ceased functioning?!!

As you no doubt have heard by now, he responded by saying:

“Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.”

Eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Of course, it was meant as a joke (at least, I hope and pray it was). But the inappropriateness of it — the downright creepiness — is doubly deranged coming from an avowed natalist who just spawns babies left and right with multiple women, names the poor children something strange and unpronounceable, and then abandons them to be raised by their mothers.

Sorry, Elon (or Leon, or whatever Donald Trump is calling you this week) . . . but your genes just aren’t that desirable. The world does not need a baker’s dozen of mini-Musks.

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
9/12/24