Most of us are fully aware that we will never attain that lofty position, because it’s already occupied . . . by Donald Trump, of course.

And how do we know this? Because he has told us so, in no uncertain terms. His proof? That he survived the attempt on his life in Pennsylvania a few weeks ago. Clearly (to him), it was God’s hand that saved him, because God wants . . .

Wait! Donnie knows what God wants? What do they do . . . text each other?

Okay, let’s say he does know. And he has blessed us by sharing this information. What God supposedly wants is for America to be great again, which means that — you’ve got it — Trump must be elected in November.

He even told Dr. Phil that his purpose in being here is to “save America,” and perhaps the world. He even claimed he would win California — California!!! — ”if Jesus were in charge of voting in the state” (you mean he isn’t?) — and that some people had received as many as seven postal ballots in 2020, thus inflating the Democratic vote (where he actually lost by 5,103,821 votes). [David Charter, The Times, August 28, 2024.]

He never will stop beating that dead horse.

He added that “The only thing I can think is that God loves our country and he [sic] thinks we’re going to bring our country back.” Asked by Dr. Phil if he believed he was spared for a reason, Trump replied, “Well, God believes that, I guess. We’ll have to see.” [Id.]

Maybe Donald Trump thinks he sees the hand of God. What I see is narcissism gone batshit crazy.

Just sayin’ . . .

Brendochka
8/29/24